what's that coming over the hill

fraybenton @ 2009-06-02T06:13:00

2009-06-02T11:13:21Z

wait what?

Posted using LJ Talk...

2009-05-04T18:08:53Z

wait what?

fraybenton @ 2009-05-02T13:56:00

2009-05-02T18:56:58Z

oh no pigeons

Cats!

2008-10-09T01:25:08Z

Are fucking awesome

Wuht?

2008-08-13T15:17:16Z

It sometimes takes a while to realise when time has been wasted, and when time has been valuable. It's a nice realisation when it comes.

Also; motherfucking GOBLIN SHARKS

Urgent bulletin

2008-06-13T10:06:20Z

I am fricking awesome. That is all.

Fun things to do after wasting a year of your life;

2008-05-27T20:19:06Z

Remember who your friends are
Kiss pretty girls
Start enjoying yourself again
Learn cello
Buy a bright pink acoustic bass guitar (awesome)
Meet lotsalotsa new people
Go rock climbing
Start skiing again
NEVER DRINKING AGAIN
Act on lessons learned (and lessons twice learned)
Take control of your life once more
Refuse to take care of people who can't do it for themselves
Start singing to yourself again
Start whistling again
Fall in love with life again
Smile. Smile at the trees, smile at the people, smile at the sunshine, smile at the rain. Smile because you're happy, smile because you're sad. Smile because your life is yours, smile because you have no remorse, smile because you don't have that weight anymore. Smile because you are free
Climb trees
Squee at puppies and kitties
Don't ever waste your time again

fraybenton @ 2008-03-30T18:19:00

2008-03-30T17:19:42Z

What were you doing five minutes ago?

Oh

2008-02-14T23:04:12Z

Damn you all. Next person that mentions valentines day? I'm going to punch you in the crotch.

Lame

2007-12-21T16:47:31Z

Never ever purchase anything from MrModChips.com. I'm not going to URL that properly because I don't want you racking up hits on their page. They deserve it not.

I purchased a product from them in early november, which they claimed would be with me by mid december. Hahhahah! Now it shall be with me by mid to late January. Unfortunately, I can't cancel the order, because of some mofo small print.

This grated on me slightly, so I decided to yell and send abusive e-mails untill the situation resolves to a level I'm content with

I'll tell you how they respond.

Edit: After giving me a smart alecy reply, they banned me from their help system! Customer service my fucking ass.

Seasonal Update

2007-12-06T15:24:20Z

I live in a house, a very big house in New Cross
Watching streaming web TV, eating instant mash and fish, in New Cross
I smoke laugh and drink, and occasionally feel sick, in New Cross
It's like an animal farm, with all the urban charm, in New Cross

In New Cross.. In New Cross....

Oh noes!

2007-10-22T15:24:09Z

1. I don't like playing my bass guitar with a pick.
2. I don't like having to superglue my fingers back together after every gig

Hence, I have a problem.

memomemory

2007-10-09T22:02:51Z

Once upon a time, I left a bowl of salad in my bedroom, and when I woke up it had turned into a bowl of murky water.

I still don't know why.

Oh

2007-10-06T12:07:31Z

Guess I'm listening to Stars again.

Does anybody know..

2007-09-25T11:17:49Z

How to make Myspaces that aren't ugly? My bands one could do with a bit of a makeover.

Edit: yulzilla, I'm for some reason looking in your direction.

Crapfuck

2007-09-21T11:37:20Z

I have a new band, we have some new recordings up, we are called The Fool. I play the bass guitar.

I'm getting RSI in my right arm from playing the bass guitar.

Poopy.

Things

2007-08-13T14:16:48Z

Soon;

Reading Festival
Inheritance
Shiny new toys
Anniversary (been near six months with teh anappleater)
Second year

Recent;

Matto came down
Gym-training
Promotion
New band
Not blonde any more

hmm

2007-07-17T16:57:34Z

I need to move out. Anyone looking for a housemate?

Ill

2007-06-23T13:59:48Z

Any mothers or nurses out there (faerytwee,I'm looking at you) who know a good thing to sort out low blood pressure? I keep falling down when I stand up, it's not good.

My band are awesome

2007-06-09T08:11:04Z

And we're playing a festival today.

In other news, I got me some hayfever, mmhmm. And what's the best way to fix a hamstring sprain?

I fell off my bass amp; it hurt

2007-05-08T11:43:25Z

These days, London smells mostly of summer-sweat, and sun-tan cream. These days, I, smell mostly of sex, and pepsi from a can. I'm amazed at how wonderful everything is turning up.

My new house is fantastic, and populated by weird hippies and raw-food-vegans. My course is nearly done for the year, there is imminent fun. My girfriend is more beautiful than I can explain, I shan't try. My band are going into the studio a week on sunday, and we're getting better by the day. You know what it looks like? Looks like everythings coming up David.

oh yeah

2007-03-28T19:54:18Z

My hair got cut, by one eclecticist. It's really quite short these days. And yes, if you were wondering, I am now even more pretty.

sunshine

2007-03-15T16:46:33Z

Know what's better than London in the summertime?

Nothing.

Aside from, possibly, London in the summertime seen through the eyes of a young attractive bass player who attends a liberal arts college with a 70% female demographic. Summertime for the win.

list:

2007-03-07T10:24:48Z

Played some gigs, one of which was supporting The Black Lips. It was good.
Have formed blisters underneath the bruises underneath the calluses on my right hand.
Am moving out shortly.
Got a job.
Smuggled some crack.

edit: I decided to be a DJ, so I purchased (stole) Virtual DJ from the internets, and have been having great fun mixing Asobi Seksu with Yngwie Malmsteen. It's horrendous, and at the same time; awesome.

NOOOOOO!!!

2007-02-17T15:23:38Z

Not my humous! Comeon guys! I need that shit!